Aerosmith - Eat the rich

Well I woke up this morning

On the wrong side of the bed

And how I got to thinking
About all the things you said
About ordinary people
And how they make you sick
And if callin' names kicks back on you
Then I hope this does the trick
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'Cause I'm sick of your complaining
About how many bills
And I'm sick of all your bitching
'Bout your poodles and your pills
And I just can't see no humor
About your way of life
And I think I can do more for you
With this here fork and knife
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(Chorus)
Eat The Rich
There's only one thing that they are good for
Eat The Rich
Take one bite now - come back for more
Eat The Rich

I gotta get this off my chest

Eat The Rich
Take one bite now - spit out the rest
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So I called up my head shrinker
And I told him what I'd done
He said you best go on a diet
Yeah, I hope you have some fun
And a don't go burst the bubble
On rich folks who get rude
'Cause you won't get in no trouble
When you eat that kind of food
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Now they're smoking up their junk bonds
And then they go get stiff
And they're dancing in the yacht club
With Muff and uncle Biff
But there's one good thing that happens
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When you toss your pearls to swine
Their attitudes may taste like shit
but go real good with wine.

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Believe in all the good things
That money just can't buy
Then you won't get no bellyache
From eating humble pie
I believe in rags to riches
Your inheritance won't last
So take your Gray Poupon my friend
And show it up  your ass

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All the Slang City in this lyric and their meaning

 1- Wake up on the wrong side of the bed  = Wake up in a bad mood.
 2-  call names  = to call people bad names
 3-  kick back on somebody  =  to come back to cause somebody trouble
 4- Do the trick  = work
 5- 'cause  =  because
 6- Bitching  = complaining
 7- 'bout  = about
 8 - Poodles  = regarding to a French dog ( it means elegant/snobbish)
 9 - No humor  = any humor
10- I gotta get this off my chest = I have got to reveal this
11- Head shrinker  = psychiatrist
12- Burst the bubble  = destroy the ego
13- No trouble  =  any trouble
14-junk bonds   = a bond that offers a high percentage of profit, but also has a high risk of losing money.
15- stiff  = drunk
16- Muffy  = female.
17- Biff   = male . (stereotypical nicknames of rich people in the Northeast of the U.S.)
18- toss your pearls to swine  = give something valuable to someone worthless (reference to Matthew 7:6 in the Bible: "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.")
19- taste like shit  =  taste bad
20- bellyache  = stomachache
21- eating humble pie  =  addmiting that you are wrong
22- in rags to riches  = that poor people can become rich.
23- Gray poupon  = some kind of mustard advertised as being preferred by rich snobs
24- shove it up your ass = Well, literally it means ( put it forcefully in your anus) but I heard that you can aldso use this slang to show that you hate somebody ( I hate you! Worthless person! )